Hey there Alecia sit down, you need a lesson
-Don't make me pull out my smith and wesson

I'm your friend so listen hard
-Or you might not get a birthday card

Theres a few things I should tell you
-Before you turn fifteen and go off into the blue

I did some things that where not smart
-So listen up, I want you to have a good start

Don't drink and drive, don't do drugs
-And if you date, don't date any thugs

Should you not listen and be bad
-I hope you'll know I'll be very mad

Don't take anything from a stranger
-Your parents warned you of this danger

Walk in groups don't go alone
-Get a calling card, or a cellphone

Don't try to fool me I know your smart
-I don't want to catch you hanging out in front of Walmart

Don't hang all over and touch boys
-Keep the music down, dont make too much noise

Do your homework, get good grades
-So that one day you can afford to get us maids

Go to college, don't take a break
-You don't want to live in a van by the lake

Take your time your in no hurry
-Just be a kid, one day it will all seem blurry

Remeber were all watching you
-Don't do anything I wouldn't do

Call me if you need me, I'll be right here
-But don't call me if you want me to buy you beer.

I know I lecture, buts it's because I care
-So don't try any immature stuff or I'll pull your hair